Mostly we listen to our hearts...and stomachs...they sort of decide between themselves and let us know.
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None of those are bred for meat.
Never tried dog btw, it's expensive and doesn't smell great.
given the random stuff they eat, they shouldn't smell great.
Are you saying “if you are bred for this purpose the purpose is moral”?
No, I am saying the dogs bred for being meat are the best at it, the most edible.
The vegans are kinda correct here.
Depends if you are shopping at Tesco
Also, to the right of those:
- roots
- stems
- branches and twigs
- leaves
- flowers
- beans
- seeds
- fruits ...
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The divide is most often made between carnivore and herbivore. "Shit" flows up, meaning all the nasty stuff an animal eats lower in the food chain, goes up and accumulates in their predators. Carnivore meat is usually more disease ridden and unhealthy for consumption. Our culture has kinda evolved to this point naturally as a protection mechanism.
It's also the reason you should avoid eating too much of bigger fish species due to heavy metals. Smaller fish don't absorb as much, but bigger fish accumulates heavy metal for each small fish they eat.
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Where are the delicious whales?
Pretty sure all mammals are edible so I guess the line should be all the way left.
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French bulldogs are not obviously more delicious than English bulldogs because they use more butter.
I'm more curious why it's Cat->dogs->another Cat->other dogs
The only conclusion that can be drawn is the maker of the graph tried them and listed them based on deliciousness
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