The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

To go?

"She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her"

So the unruly dog followed her to its death... That doesn't sound very unruly.

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Chump change for a genius billionaire.

I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.