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If the good guys had won the Cold War. (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by alexei_1917@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The stacked soviet bear is bad enough but the bald eagle isn't even a mammal. As a biologist I am appalled.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine putting tits on a bird

Boobies even

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trying to work "honkers" into a relevant bit about geese but failing

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like some good biology to me panting

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

HELP VOLCEL POLICE

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, I just like that they're both fluffy. I just want to hug the bear, more than anything else. That fur looks soft and snuggly and the snoot looks boopable.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn we could have had furrys

WE COULD HAVE HAD FURRYS negative

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I can imagine you of all posters here enjoy seeing an anthro bird, lol.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

volcel police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[–] poster596@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-judge This is volcel revisionism. Gooner thought is infiltrating our VOLCEL VANGUARD.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wot if there were a bird what had mammalian glands!?

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Marsupial?

[–] regul@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They ain't got no wings!

It'd need to be like a monotreme marsupial bat.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I now desperately want to see bats with pouches. Sky puppy cuteness + baby kangaroo cuteness = good lord I gotta pet it right now.

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

timmy-pray

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

inshallah

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why they got tig bitties?

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Because some people can only draw countries as anthro animals if those human shaped animals are conventionally attractive women. I liked the text and the animals chosen, not so much the racy nature of the drawing.

(But you gotta admit, hugging the big fluffy bear is way more tempting when the chest is pillows than otherwise. Not that hugging the bear isn't something I'd want to do regardless, because bears are just plain cute and way too friend shaped for how Not Friend they are.)