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[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 111 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 92 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's easy. The answer is A: 2024. The other answers would require either the zero or the four to be plural.

[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you understand the basics of the English language. Many English and foreign-English native speakers don't, and that makes their learning that much more spicy

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly feel bad for anyone who has to learn English as anything other than their first language. I don't know if there's any other languages where there are so many exceptions to every rule of pronunciation, spelling, and grammar.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

B: 0044 is both plural which is as consistent as A: 2024

[–] spencerwi@feddit.org 47 points 3 weeks ago

I think he's saying that the clue would need to be "two zeroes, two fours"

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's actually 4

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 96 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to say, if this were in a Layton game there would be some trick answer like his face.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 87 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That's what always bothered me about exams. They're always about what the examiner wants to hear and not about what is right.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Go into a Math based field. No more trying to read your professor's personalities to figure out what their opinions are so you can bullshit them into a good grade. Just cold, hard numbers. Often many ways to get to the same answer, but at the end, you are either right, or you are wrong.

I can't stand subjective questions. How the fuck are you going to tell me that my interpretation of an abstract concept is wrong?! I'll stick with numbers, thank you.

[–] Everyday0764@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

ehhh then they subtract points if you do not use the same method of resolution as their solution

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I found my people. I always did well in English class, but I hated it, and liked math and science more for that exact reason. There is no intepretation or better answer, there is a exact method to get the right answer and you can easily check/prove why you're right. No tricks or suprises, what you see is what you get, purely facts.

Now, I can write essays just fine, and I even enjoy them if it's a topic I choose to write about. But those shitty standards of learning tests that we'd do in grade school fucking killed me. I was so suprised that I liked my college Lit course, we didn't do bullshit like that, it was all about group discussion and intepretation of what we read that day.

Teaching just to meet standards really needs HEAVY reform/revision.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

there is a exact method to get the right answer and you can easily check/prove why you're right.

There might be many methods to get the right answer, and you might not know which ones are easy and which are really difficult (and which are tricky enough to make mistakes more likely) until you try a few different approaches and maybe hit a few dead ends.

What is the sum of every integer from 1 to 99? Well, you can manually apply the arithmetic, adding two numbers at a time, but that's going to take forever. Better to use a particular method of summing arithmetic sequences and get an easy answer in fewer steps.

Or take this deceptively simple looking problem of trying to integrate x to the x power, where the question asker is messing up their initial approach and the answers show several different concepts that are useful for solving.

With actually difficult problems, the difference between a good approach and a bad one can be the difference between the problem being actually solvable versus not solvable using the resources to have at your disposal (computing power, actual time, etc.).

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So just put what the examiner is thinking, obviously

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

School trains you for real life. Repeat back what your boss told you, in a confident enough way to make it sound like you understand what's happening.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

sounds like you went to a bad school. not all of us had that experience.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

optimism : every answer is right
Pessimism : every answer is wrong

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Physicists: all three answers are both right and wrong up until the point when they are evaluated.

Schrodingers multiple choice?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I would go with C, because:
A) Not filled
B) Doesn't have 4 sides/corners (or sum of angles is less than 360 deg.)
C) Isn't red AND the only shape with all right(ish) angles

So C is most unlike the others.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

C does have 4 sides and 4 corners and all of its corners add up to 360°, same as A since the interior angles of all quadrilaterals add up to 360°

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

C is regular, A and B are irregular

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think OP is saying it doesn't have smooth sides or corners and is not a quad at all, but actually an irregular polygon due to the jittered sides and overlapping corners.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, that's exactly what I said. B doesn't have those things you mentioned, meaning A and C do.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would also go with C, but for different reasons:
A) is the only one not filled in
B) is the only three sided
C) can partner easily with A and B

so C because he's the most chill

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But all of them can equally be partnered with any other, because if you don't count the right angle difference they all have the same amount of differences and are equally "chill".

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh! I genuinely did not notice color. Fair point.

I still think Rectangle-chan gives spicy BigBoi vibes that I jell with more, but I respect the correction

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

Green color and less pointy corners definitely makes it look more friendly.

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[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Reminds of the game Set. It's a card game, but there are many online versions. I loved this game while growing up.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I played this as a card game so much in high school. Real nice with an online version. Thank you.

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pick the gender fluid one.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

This new captcha is less annoying than the one before 

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I gave up posting last night after failing 3 times in a row.

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