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[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 89 points 3 months ago

glad they'll probably have to wire his mouth shut

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They apparently failed to pay Anthony Joshua enough for him to take a dive.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 months ago

Or he just got a wild hair and couldn't resist that punchable face, never mind the money.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 70 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I love my kitty cat. His name is Sammy. He’s trying to chew on my charging cord right now 😖

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Which soulless entity dares to dislike this...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm on my third AC adapter for my cpap cause of this.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your cat might be trying to kill you.

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[–] johsny@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Messk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More rich assholes should fight in a ring. They all like the idea of it but they rarely do it.

[–] ISOmorph@feddit.org 61 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Pepperridge farm remembers when Elon Schmuck wanted to fight the Zuck. He got cold feet real quick tho.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Elon got his mom to bail him out. It was so pathetic.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Zuck is into Jui Jitsu, he can probably actually beat you up.

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does this mean he'll shut the fuck up now?

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

One can only wish

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Those breaks look like wired jaw level. They're pretty nasty

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So how long is this going to shut him up?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

It could never be long enough.

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 35 points 3 months ago

X-ray of his jaw after the fight.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jake Paul won't be able to make this face for a while

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

You love to see it

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

Netflix, we demand a rematch!

[–] soul@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hope he has to sip soup through a straw for months.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[–] lemmylump@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago

Anything to make him stay quiet is a win.

So in this case, a double win.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 9 points 3 months ago

Joshua: Where'd these lead weights in my gloves come from? 😇

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

is this really newsworthy?

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

With all the modern horrors in the news, we deserve some good news from time to time.

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sports have always been part of the daily news.

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

Probably not but it's really funny 😆

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

I only wish it was 3 or more…

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Me. Happy to know this clown got his jaw broke. Sad Joshua stooped for low as to take this fight.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago

Honestly, I can't blame Joshua. A legal, sanctioned opportunity to smack that gob? Sign me up.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Does that mean he'll shut up now?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
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