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Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, "any tips to help me stay a Virgin?"

It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.

Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Using sed, and probably awk, too, is a foolproof way to keep your virginity.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Making Arch Linux part of your personality may only work if you’re a dude

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Plain arch user demographic is mainly girls tbf.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have seen 10,000 claims that people are that into Arch and probably like 2 dudes actually that into it. Would be nice if people moved into a stereotype that is either funny or true.

[–] guy@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Well are femboys dudes or not?

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You may be on to something there. I first tried Manjaro around the same time I started losing my mojo. I thought it was due to getting old and being overweight and lazy, but maybe I should try Ubuntu.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.

I'll be back later. I have stuff to do.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Then there's the good old mormon soak. Every relationship is improved by having a good jump-humper to help you out.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Was this going to be the link?

https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

EDIT: Original

Post the original, by Garfunkel and Oats

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I recognize the URL from posting it a couple days ago. The good 'ol poophole loophole.

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

awk might be less tempting.

[–] pipe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what if I want to grep somebody??

[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sure, go ahead and vimulate someone until they're emacsculating.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thank goodness someone went this route.

Pick up MTG as a hobby.

[–] Emi@ani.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be too shy to talk to anyone and just stay home playing games and watching anime/shows/YouTube.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Works for me.. Except I got lucky that one time in highschool

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago

Develop an ugly personality. Worked for me. Only too well. I am still a virgin.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

butt sex is just a huge temptation

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 1 day ago

It preserves your virginity, þough.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 day ago

Don't have sex.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

The only valid use for reddit.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago