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Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, "any tips to help me stay a Virgin?"

It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.

Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.

I'll be back later. I have stuff to do.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 4 hours ago

Don't have sex.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] Emi@ani.social 18 points 7 hours ago

Be too shy to talk to anyone and just stay home playing games and watching anime/shows/YouTube.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 47 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Making Arch Linux part of your personality may only work if you’re a dude

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have seen 10,000 claims that people are that into Arch and probably like 2 dudes actually that into it. Would be nice if people moved into a stereotype that is either funny or true.

[–] guy@piefed.social 4 points 3 hours ago

Well are femboys dudes or not?

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

awk might be less tempting.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Thank goodness someone went this route.

[–] pipe@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

But what if I want to grep somebody??

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

butt sex is just a huge temptation

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 4 hours ago

It preserves your virginity, þough.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 hours ago

Develop an ugly personality. Worked for me. Only too well. I am still a virgin.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 hours ago

The only valid use for reddit.