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releasing exclusively to theatres january 30. thank you jeff besoz.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 13 points 6 days ago

Yoo can't wait to laugh at the sad parts. Do you care? I don't.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

how many people are actually going to pay to watch this? come on. this has to be a tax thing, right?

[–] larrythecabalguy@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

oscar bait too probably

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Eva Braun: Girlboss in Chief

She's fierce, she's getting it done, she's serving, we're stanning.

[–] mactan@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

I remember that being a Bojack Horseman bit

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

In the Post-Credit scene Melania is going to announce the execution of operation Wall Breaker with the objective of immediately re-instating Yugoslavia as the global HQ for advancing world socialism. It will be the biggest most massive socialist project the world has seen, maybe ever, they're going to ask about what the next 5 year plan is going to be? 5 Years? Folks, this is going to take us 5 days and it's going to be beautiful.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My god, it was her the whole time, she was the mastermind...

[–] larrythecabalguy@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

herstory in the making

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS

I wonder what kind of box office it'll do.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The final income will have THE MOST zeros of any movie.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

billions and billions

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

had to check if this was c/fakenews

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: