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"DESIGNATING FENTANYL AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION" | The White House (www.whitehouse.gov)

submitted 3 weeks ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works

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[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet another war on drugs…

I swear, boomers are so fucking uncreative.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

who still has their D.A.R.E. shirt?

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this how they'll justify war with Venezuela?

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yep. And then he'll try to suspend midterms so he can keep GOP majority. Remember how his eyes shifted when Zelinsky told him that due to being in wartime they had to suspend elections because it wasn't safe

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d like to once again congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

I just spoke to drugs. They were unaware but are thrilled with this surprise.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Illicit fentanyl is closer to a chemical weapon than a narcotic.

Lol. Ok buddy.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

"obviously I'm only talking about the illicit fent my guy is legit"

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Satire is dead.

[–] bitwise@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fentanyl is a WMD... Weren't they upset at us not too long ago for "all of the fentanyl" coming from Canada?

Are they gonna free the shit out of us now with their flimsy legal justification? Guess we're all going to find out!

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It is coming from everywhere except labs in Mexico that mix up precursors bought from China.

It is like playing whack-a-mole in the wrong spot over and over again. Drug War Theatre!

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is how Bush could find WMDs in Iraq. Just designate something else as a wmd and then bingo bango you've got your WMDs

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 weeks ago

Lol wtf.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Now we know for sure those boats had zero fentanyl.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Still gonna get it. Mad world innit