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"DESIGNATING FENTANYL AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION" | The White House (www.whitehouse.gov)
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[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yet another war on drugs…

I swear, boomers are so fucking uncreative.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

who still has their D.A.R.E. shirt?

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this how they'll justify war with Venezuela?

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep. And then he'll try to suspend midterms so he can keep GOP majority. Remember how his eyes shifted when Zelinsky told him that due to being in wartime they had to suspend elections because it wasn't safe

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’d like to once again congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I just spoke to drugs. They were unaware but are thrilled with this surprise.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Illicit fentanyl is closer to a chemical weapon than a narcotic.

Lol. Ok buddy.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

"obviously I'm only talking about the illicit fent my guy is legit"

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Satire is dead.

[–] bitwise@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fentanyl is a WMD... Weren't they upset at us not too long ago for "all of the fentanyl" coming from Canada?

Are they gonna free the shit out of us now with their flimsy legal justification? Guess we're all going to find out!

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is coming from everywhere except labs in Mexico that mix up precursors bought from China.

It is like playing whack-a-mole in the wrong spot over and over again. Drug War Theatre!

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

This is how Bush could find WMDs in Iraq. Just designate something else as a wmd and then bingo bango you've got your WMDs

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 months ago

Lol wtf.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Now we know for sure those boats had zero fentanyl.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Still gonna get it. Mad world innit