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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I read TDS as The Downward Spiral, which could be a view of the president as well

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Great album

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Has there ever been a clearer example of "failing upwards" than trump? Like, ever in the history of the world?

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I'm sure there have been others. History is written by the victors.... So you aren't going to get an accurate portrayal of someone if they ended up in control of the people writing the history of their ascension.

Maybe Caligula. Maybe.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I now want to see a collaboration with Kyle Gass.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

"ReTruths"??

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wigglesworth@retrolemmy.com 10 points 6 days ago

The other half of Jack Black. If either dies, the other ceases to exist.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

” Boom Boom Boom Boom”

- Meg White

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 131 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bro they straight up defend Epstein now. There's no station that the trump train don't go to

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

Do they? I mostly see them say he didn't know, or cope with some conspiracy theory about Trump secretly going after everyone else on the list, like some kind of white-hat pedophile.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 32 points 1 week ago

BLM station

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how is The Onion even still in business

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 35 points 1 week ago

They've accidentally shifted to being a reliable news source.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll be pleased to hear the orange man has seen the error of his ways in making a social media post, and decided to double down and repeat the claims to journalists in person.

Because of course he did and why would you expect anything else at this point.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is anyone surprised at this point that there is no low this president won't stoop to?

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

EVERY day, we look up at yesterdays low! Donny 2 Dolls' capacity to excavate ever deeper, is superhuman. It is literally the ONE THING that Donny 2 Inches excels at.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey MAGA:

You don't know what love is... you just do as you're told.

[–] kingshrubb@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also: "White Americans, what? Nothing better to do
Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too" 😆

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

La la la la lalalalala la la la!

I can hear the guitar riff, hah!

... you ever seen him just build a slide guitar out of nothing in like 5 minutes?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_F7aiOvdwE

"Who says you need to buy a guitar?"

Ah, back when making trailers was its own artform...

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[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm so sorry I have to ask: the orange post is satire, right?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sorry, no. he really posted that

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm 8000km away, but... isn't he getting worse? Not "his" politics, which have always been heinous. His mental state?

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

If he was poor, he'd be in and out of county jails forever, stinking of stale unchanged diaper, since there's no public psych treatments available for poors. Since he's rich (from inheritance) and "famous", the made him President.....

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He is getting much worse, and quickly. It's so annoying how Biden would give a speech and fumble at some point (as he had done his entire life, dealing with a speech problem) and the press would report the hell out of it, but this chuckle fuck does far worse daily, and it's just kind of a shrug and "eh, what can we do? ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯"

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

Biden would give a speech and fumble at some point (as he had done his entire life, dealing with a speech problem) and the press would report the hell out of it

There's a difference between a stutter and completely forgetting what you're trying to say every 3 words.

There was a conspiracy of silence around how pudding-brained Biden was until he dropped out. For 5 years yall gaslighted anyone who mentioned it by pointing at him reading prepared speeches while the guy couldn't talk to the press after like 4pm.

That's not to say Trump isn't senile, it comes through every time he goes off-script.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

think of the last 80 year old you interacted with. ask yourself the following questions:

  • were they as with it as your average 60 year old?
  • did they live as poorly as this guy does (keeping in mind he has access to all the food in the world and he chooses to eat fast food)
  • were they under as much stress as a US president?

so… yes. it would seem he is mentally deteriorating. however, what would be a real surprise would be if he wasn't.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You only get stress from the job, if you actually care about, and DO the job. Fat-ass Kraznov only signs EO's, between noon and 5 pm, and considers that a hard day's work. He doesn't give a literal shit about outcomes and who suffers from his negligence, so he doesn't get stressed.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

for sure. i considered not including that element. but then i thought about it more and i decided to leave it because your average 80 year old can can just putter, sit, read, and listen to music all day. they don't have to do public appearances

[–] miked@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

He LOVES public appearances. More time to talk about his favorite person.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I wonder if he would have been happier in prison. Did no one tell him that he would have had a pretty nice setup behind bars?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

It's all so so bad, and it's getting worse daily.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago

Satire is dead.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago
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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like Donny has Reiner Derangement Syndrome.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like Donny has ~~Reiner~~ Derangement Syndrome.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Also true, but he's definitely obsessed with Reiner specifically too since Reiner has criticized him in the past.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

In a world where it's a beloved director who gave us all a championship run of amazing films and was always cool as hell in interviews versus a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, insurrectionist, and probable pedophile, American conservatives choose to side with the felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile.

Sick fucks who don't deserve to benefit from what this country has to offer.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

If there's one real case of TDS, it's Donald himself.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

He left off racist rapist felon, but yeah I agree

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

reportedly

I've never seen the word used so meaninglessly.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Holy fuck, I think I conflated this with his BrownU comment, I saw some headlines referring to this one... But Jesus I didn't know it was that bad.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, was he killed by Trump supporters or what happened?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

currently it looks like he was killed by his estranged son for personal reasons. the president swerved out of his way to make it about him because terror is part of the republican regime

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If they had not found a culprit Trump would be eating his words like it was Taco Tuesday because that tweet reads like a murder confession. It sounds like a murder confession even with the son in jail....did the administration pay the son to murder his parents? If so, then yeah, totally a TDS death right there I guess. I so much want to hope that is not what happened and instead maybe the son was high on paint thinner and went crazy on the parents.

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