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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Each sin increase Jesus's sacrifice worth. Everyone must do their part to increase his KPI!

I know this is just funny posting but I've said it before and I'll say it again: Western civ. is allergic to accountability! πŸ˜”

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This picture makes me want to go bowling and lay on a rug.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Far out, man.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Nah that's ok because Jesus is God anyway. But he's also human and has suffered and died. Because he's 100% God and 100% human at the same time. But is also son of God. And has existed forever, not created by God. Even though he's not the same person as God. But actually is.

Just trying to wrap my mind around Christianity

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Do the β€œHoly Ghost” next!

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Nobody cares about the Holy Ghost except when explaining Trinity.

"... and the Holy Ghost"
gives the same vibe as
"... and Zoidberg"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 hours ago

But the Holy Ghost is also God, who is Jesus, but is neither and all three.

If God can be contained in a human being and one can be a "polytheist monotheist", what other nonsense won't you believe? πŸ˜•

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Being polytheistic but saying it’s monotheism is the funniest joke Christians ever came up with

All these years later and we’re still laughing and explaining the joke

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

Jesus McChristnaughey