Yep, he's totally correct. Tell all your girlfriends to spread the word.
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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People sometimes confuse cum with sperm. The protein that is the white sticky material that surround the sperm has a very pleasant aromatic smell. It might not taste good but it cleanses the mucous of the mouth leaving a wonderful smell.
It's supposed to smell good?
Yeah. It doesn't taste great but the aroma is great.
Nah it smells bad
Boyfriend is secretly gay and loves the smell of cock breath.
Fellas, is it gay to trick your girlfriend into blowing you daily?
Only if you are a republican shill. I'm so tired of watching youtube ads where they guy starts off talking about the "P" word.
Pterodactyl?
I'm pretty sure they think they were around when they roamed the earth. But they are way too old for a republican.
Pussy?
Yep thats the one. It takes a real pussy to not be able to say pussy.
I mean, either way. Win win!
Maybe that's why he asks for a snowball after she's done.
You can also get rid of complaints about bad breath by dumping the one who complains. Also frees up time in the morning that was otherwise occupied with sucking unwashed dick. win win
Genius.
He's absolutely correct. Giving a BJ gets saliva and oxygen flowing. Morning breath is from your mouth "sitting still" all night, closed and dry.
This makes me miss Yahoo Answers, honestly.
Also clears out a sore throat