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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 34 minutes ago

Here is the video. The congressman makes her thank the veterans for their service, lol.

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch-congressman-confronts-kristi-noem-about-deporting-veterans-and-their-families/

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 52 minutes ago

Man, they really dog walked her. What an incredible piece of shit.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

Watched that earlier. Why is everyone fighting this administration such pussies?!

“Sir,” she responded, “we have not deported US citizens or military veterans.”

"Here are the receipts (WAY more than just this guy), and here's a vet you deported, live on Zoom. So, either you are lying or ignorant as to what is going on under your watch."

"bullshit, bullshit, bullshit..."

"You are either lying or ignorant. Which is it?"

"bullshit, bullshit, bullshit..."

"Lying or ignorant. Pick one. Only one."

Why do they not nail these people to the fucking wall?!

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

I do like the lying or ignorant line.

But I also wanted him to ask "Can Mr. Y come back to his country now, Ms Noem?"

The "pledge to at least look at" was feckless, weak hedging. This is why people hate Democrats. He couldn't even think to use stronger language than that.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 minutes ago

"Lying or ignorant. Pick one. Only one."

I feel like both is a likely option here too

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 0 points 13 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

It simply doesn't matter. Her supporters don't care that she lies because "all politicians lie".

[–] SereneSadie@quokk.au 16 points 2 hours ago

A full third of the country couldn't be bothered to show up and sign a piece of fucking paper to fight these pigs.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. And add to that some journalistic solidarity, when the person before you asks a question that gets dodged and then you are called on ASK THE SAME QUESTION and keep doing it until either theres an answer or the admin is forced to end the press conference in shame

[–] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

in shame

As if they were capable of that.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

They lie.

We know they are lying.

They know that they are lying.

They even know that we know they are lying.

We also know that they know we know they are lying.

They, of course, know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying.

Yet they still lie.

In Russia, the lie has become not just a moral category, but the pillar industry of this country. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn (1918-2008)

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In the U.S. the lie has become not just a moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.

SHRUGS Must be all that money.

SeeMarkFly (2025)

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 36 minutes ago

If we are going to deport anyone it should be imperialist enforcers. But we shouldn't deport anyone open borders now.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They can sincerely hold these beliefs. They will just believe "not that veteran"

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They’re not real veterans.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 1 hour ago

They are only veterans if they are citizens, otherwise they are just sparkling former soldiers.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

Known liar lies. Film at 11.

Soon: "He didn't look like a veteran!" "He's not actually a veteran because [fascist excuse]" "Real veterans have ways of shutting that whole [deportation] thing down "

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Boy that's the least flattering pic of Noem to date.

[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I was wondering what was wrong with her face?!?

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How does “earshot” mean roughly 7000 miles away, connected by webcam?

You don’t need to lie for Noem to look like a fool.

[–] Cawifre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

If I stand on one side of a magic portal and there is a Nazi on the other side of the portal, that Nazi is in punching distance. Technology allows transmission of voices at the speed of light. Don't be pedantic.

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml -5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

While the administration and their plans are horrible, not exactly crying tears for the empire enforcement force. Who cares.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

They are people too, you're going to either have to win them over or fight every last one. I know which I prefer.