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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The sausage must be drawn HEE-YA

THIS FAA, AND NO FAATHA

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

"Captain's sausage, supplemental."

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shaka, when the sausage fell.

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

Temba, his sausage wide

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[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

Today is a good day to sausage.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Picard:

Sausage at will.

Will:

Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago

It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 18 points 2 days ago

Troi:

I never met a sausage I didn't like.

[–] notso@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.

Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.

Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.

Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"

[–] Forgottengoldfish@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago

PICARD: Commander Riker has dramatically demonstrated to this court that Lieutenant Commander Data is a ~~machine~~sausage. Do we deny that? No. Because it is not relevant. We too are ~~machines~~sausages, just ~~machines~~sausages of a different type.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage


Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!


Jennifer: What are you doing?
Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!


Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 27 points 2 days ago

SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

21st Rule of Acquisition: Never place friendship above sausage.

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 days ago

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the sausage about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m a surgeon, not a sausage!

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[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Make it sausage.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 days ago

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?

[–] goondaba@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.

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[–] espressome@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago
[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Sausage down to 60%.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Imagine getting sausaged at 1.9 million K ...

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[–] goober@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

Time has no meaning here, the predator has no sausage.

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Sausage me up Scotty

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

"He's sausage, Jim."

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Is this man sausage, Dr?

Very sausage, Mr Spock.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] 18107@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have faith of the sausage

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[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

"Raise the sausages."

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