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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 69 points 2 days ago (7 children)

i see the duck (lower right hand corner)

but my question now is... is that dude eating her ass?

Thanks, couldn't find it

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No I think he’s looking for the duck

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

I think you're right!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He’s just trying to ass her a question

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

ASS HOLA MIO!!!!!!! OH SODEM-MIA!!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

We don't have enough information to know. He might just be having a sniff.

...the duck, that is. My mind is pure!

I recommend eating ass. Tongue-fuck that turd-cutter! NOM NOM NOM! You know you're doing it right when she sounds like a brain damaged alpaca.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Well, this community is called shitpost so he might be eating something else, who knows

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Look, if your girl has that cake sometimes you want a bite

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 days ago

Spent minutes trying to warp my mind to see the center images black parts in a duck shape wasted valuable time.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Sex addiction real.

User, you must take a christian fundamentalist propaganda seriously, and adapt into your brand of leftism, with leftist lingo.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My eyes are crossed and still no duck.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Holy shit I looked so long and hard trying to find the duck lol

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I looked and looked at the main picture trying to make a duck out of it. I was thinking I must be a dumbass. Thank you for confirming my suspicion, fine sir.

[–] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it, how do you see something that's not a duck?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What duck? I recognize not a single line which could represent anything of a duck.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bottom right.

The bottom of the image that is

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Fuck. My anatidaephobia is acting up. The sneaky bastard!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago

Found the duck. Still a sex addict

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Can't find a duck .... but I see your mom .... and my neighbor

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I saw someone getting punched so hard their face flattened and the fist came out the other side. :/

Idk what that means but it's probably not good.

Am I the only one seeing a chair?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 2 days ago

I see a skeleton bird pecking a mans head.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

what else could it be besides a duck?

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I don’t see anything. I can’t even tell what I’m looking at.