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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're gorram right i don't like em

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The actual sci fi curses of firefly is when they need the characters to curse so the show momentarily remembers that all the characters are actually supposed to be Chinese.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are they supposed to be Chinese or has language just sort of merged over time or become a defacto language of the verse?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The "Alliance" is an alliance between China and the US (Who have absorbed some other countries), the settlers are supposed to originate 50% from Chinese people, 50% everyone else.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The 200th episode of Stargate has a great bit mocking Farscape where the dialogue completely devolves into nonsense curse words

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Loved how they handled that whole throwaway bit where Michael Shanks plays Ben Browder's character, Ben Browder plays not-Chewbacca, and Thor is the farting muppet

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

It's actually not chew-worf-bacca

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No I frell with them BSG sucks ass

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Frel this dren

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

i flarking love em tbh

I fucking love them. When I'm feeling a little silly I'll gasp and go "Stormfather..."

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

I think they're gonked.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

fry how dare you

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i like frak because it's one of the few that's actually a little punchy, most of them are either wildly overwrought or feel idk, "slippery"? like fuckin "sithspawn" in star wars has too many essy sounds, sounds like a bad snake impression
i do like belter creole from the expanse though, it feels actually like it could be real y'know

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yeah, like the animal
all ssssssSSSSSSSSsssssss-y

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

the animal...

we've had a few run-ins in the past

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

They're absolute smeg.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Weesa in big bantha pudu

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Shazbot tbh

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Flakes sez drokk it!!!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

in one 40k book a commissar started explaining to a woman, who was propositioning him, that "feth" is actually a minor tree god and not "fuck" tyvm. volcel-judge

[–] avoid_the_noid@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Shazbot! :tribes: :getairdisc'd:

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I appreciated all the slurs they came up with for The Expanse if that counts.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

We need to start using this

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I think they are wizworm drek for spiderkens doing the dirty work for Mr Johnson types

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Juno’s removed!

Edit: Rome is not fantasy or sci-fi but it’s funny that they opted not to use actual Roman swear words since they are too appalling even for HBO.

Also the nazi salute they do in the show is not historical. Bizarre and sus editorial choice there.

And the second season was literally “we are the good slave owners.” The show got canceled because it was too expensive but it’s difficult to cheer for characters who think that owning slaves is normal.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a great show though. And all the main characters are all clearly awful people, I don't think your are expected to cheer for any of them.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Adults in the Rome, making hard slaver choices

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

SkZ!!*KzaKnaGGGG!gkssssRRR%#pkah