Insurance: “I will have the government penalize you for not giving me money. But when you give me money…maybe…just MaAAYBE if I’m in a good mood I will provide you my service! But only if I feel like it! Which is NEVER!”

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

kind-vladimir-ilyich

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I swear there was something like this pre-covid as well. They've been pulling this shit

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a story just like this within a month or two after the death by natural causes of Bryan Thompson? I thought you were reposting old news before i looked at the date on the tweet.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Brian Thompson is the dead half-zip ghoul

Bryan ~~Thompson~~ Johnson is the still-living erectile measurement life extension weirdo

EDIT: fuck, who cares anyway