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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

Starfleet CW

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Looks absolutely insufferable.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, it wouldn't be the first time a Trek premiere's promotional image looked like a poorly-done bag of ass evoking the general garbage stylings of the era.

1966 TV Guide ad for the original "Star Trek" premiere. Lumpy-faced illustrations of Kirk and Spock flank a drawing of the Enterprise zooming past on a flaming rocket fire trail. The ad contains the text "Welcome aboard the United Space Ship Enterprise. Where it goes, no program has gone before... starring William Shatner as Capt. James T. Kirk (Earthman). Co-starring Leonard Nimoy as Science Officer Spock (from the planet Vulcan)"

1987 TV Guide ad for the premiere of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Really sloppy airbrushed wet-looking illustrations of the TNG crew with expressions ranging from blank to befuddled are lined up across the page while the Enterprise D zooms past leaving another weird streaming contrail behind it. The text reads, "Tonight, the 24th Century begins with a spectacular two-hour movie."

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1987 TV Guide ad for the premiere of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Really sloppy airbrushed wet-looking illustrations of the TNG crew with expressions ranging from blank to befuddled are lined up across the page while the Enterprise D zooms past leaving another weird streaming contrail behind it. The text reads, "Tonight, the 24th Century begins with a spectacular two-hour movie."

I can't help but still feel excited for this premier, from this ad. Maybe they knew it didn't matter how they presented it, haha.

Also, they really underestimated Marina Sirtis' impact on the series, based on her placement here.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

They also overestimated Wesley's crew commission. By rights he should be wearing one of his hideous Season 1 sweaters.

[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yo Wonderbread, how’s that translation coming?

I’m pregnant.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I’m shocked it’s taken this long for someone to post that piece of comedy gold.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this just 90210 in space?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There's a significant lack of excitement for "90210 in space" in this thread, so I'm gonna try to defend the idea.

It sounds kind of fun, to me. I liked NuTrek, though. The part of NuTrek I disliked was it's snap back to status-quo before the end of the first film.

Seeing inexperienced cadets do cool space stuff, I'm down for.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

My biggest concern is with the new ownership. The lack of any announced queer rep, SNW’s tepid third season, and even the pointed heteronormative attire in this poster all seem in line with a Trek that’s not going to push for anything progressive.

I agree with you that a Star Trek teen drama has potential though. Star Trek was built to encompass a variety of genres. Most around here seem to have appreciated the Star Trek animated comedy, and I don’t hear much denigrating of Bakula’s West Wing in space proposal, so I don’t see why 90210 in space should be such a punchline.

[–] hojomonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shiny happy people holding hands

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm as fatigued with bad Star Trek as I am with bad Star Wars now.

I'm honestly not excited to hear of any new Star Trek until they have a major change to show runners, or enough people who enjoy classic and 90s Trek come out and say, "oh wait this new one is great".

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

It's not for us anymore, friend. They'll milk the franchises we love until they're just a husk, then dump it. Some upstart may revive it, but then it just gets put back into the cycle.

Welcome to pure greed capitalism; fuck you, pay me. Tomorrow is the next asshole's problem.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'm hoping it's a joke.

Maybe someone said "make a stupid generic teen drama poster and watch people lose their shit."

I like all Trek. (To preempt any whatabout responses, here) I consistently downvote and dismiss all "NuTrek" whiners. I don't even like the term. And don't even get me started on the "The Orville is the only good/real Trek in the last blah blah blah" MFers. But this has me a little worried. Is Tilly going to be the least annoying part of the show?

Please be a joke.

And I read that Tilly is only in a couple episodes.

The Orville is the best of pretty much all the new Trek. It's a new story, it's not a retread, it's well done, and best of all it's not Discovery.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I want to like this, but wasn't I promised Commander Tilly. Where's Commander Tilly?!

[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Another stupid teen drama... Pass

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Another stupid teen drama...in space

Haha.

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't see the Klingon's arms, but does Starfleet Academy have an admission requirement that one be improbably swole?

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

For the men? Yes. Women must be slender with nice legs.

Wait, what if this is an in-universe recruitment ad?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Interesting that the Klingon cadet is in blue. There are ways that political tension around cloaking technology could play into his stories.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Why does it look like a poster for The OC or 90210?

All the other parts aside, how on earth did they make this look so shitty? The quality is awful, colors are too saturated, the lighting is clearly fake, and everyone's skin looks like they slathered Vaseline on themselves.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 47 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Please don't make it a generic US high school drama. There's already enough US-defaultism in Star Trek.

Also, the image is glossy, it feels like AI generated

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (11 children)

1000002529

is it me or did they change Klingon physiology yet again?

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[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I'm really starting to believe.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's going to basically be Saved By The Bell but star trek.

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Smiling Klingons? He looks like he doesn’t even care about honor!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

and a science cadet at that.

1000002530

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Star Trek: High School Polycule…? Is that where we’re going?

I’m so confused

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What the fuck am I seeing?

My boy! Look at what they've done to you!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Paramount: We need to ensure this new show attracts as many people as possible while maintaining a strong identity of Star Trek. How can we hit those points with the Ad campaign?

Marketing: Well our focus groups are saying that a lot of Star Trek fans are still yearning for something closer to the aesthetic of 1990's Star Trek

Paramount: I zoned out there for a bit but I did hear aesthetic of 1990's. Make that the core of advertising!

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As long as the Ellison's control Star Trek it will never have a return to form. So this will be as bland as SNW S3 was when Fascism is taking hold all over the world. I feel classic Trek would have something to say about that.

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[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The more I see of this the more I realize that it's probably not going to be for me. That's fine, I'll give it a try anyway.

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[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Not sure if this is real or just a piss-take.

Reminds me of this old meme:

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can't even tell if this is real any more.

We already had Star Trek Last of the Summer Wine with Picard, and a live action Lower Decks so anything is possible.

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

Still not gonna watch it. The poster neither makes it seem interesting, nor does it indicate someone learned from the debacle that was SNW S3.

Plus that fucking college jacket.

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