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Ass science is really going places

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

the gas behind the foul, rotten-egg-smelling stench, known as hydrogen sulfide, can help protect aging brain cells from Alzheimer’s disease.

While the smelly gas is highly toxic in large quantities, smaller doses may provide some serious health benefits, Johns Hopkins researchers noted in a study published in an issue of the Proceedings of the National Academies of Science.

You smell your own farts, while I microdose on hydrogen sulfide we-are-not-the-same

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[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

Libs: "Fantastic!! We've already been doing that forever!"

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

I mean depending on your diet your ass could produce zero ppm of H2S

You're better off shoving your head into an open oil well, which I do regularly

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

nineteeneightyfour You WILL breathe through your ass. You WILL smell your own farts.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

:doctor: I'm going to go ahead and prescribe you two Dutch Ovens after each meal.

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Live in a pod, in room full of other pods. The fart filled domicile is good for your brain health.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 31 points 8 hours ago

the scientists barely disguised fetish

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I’m both Delphi and the Oracle over here huffing fumes from my crevasse

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

This is beautiful

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's okay you don't have to smell your own farts, I've got enough to go round

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

That is very Hexbear of you to say