After economic privatization, the toilets started demanding a toll fee to enter. Soon after... the bus station began to reek of shit. The people did not want to pay the toll fee. No! They proclaimed, they shall be using the bushes instead.
On a particularly windy day, after a Novy God feats, people have had their fill of zakuski and kalbaski and it was time to go home, as you may expect the shit's smelled so bad and there were so many, babushkas started fainting.
When the, used to be pioneers, saw it, what little left of them there was, they raised their grin to the sky and shouted: "Lenin, look how they have Enshittified our motherland!" Then came the tears.



