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Anon watches the Blair Witch Project (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 months ago

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 months ago

Of course the witch kills them. I would too if some stranger walked miles into the deep woods just to piss in a corner of my cabin.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's irrational. That's why it's so scary.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

:::spoiler get ready to feel fear caress your tender, expectant cheek Pi

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

Gotta mark your territory somehow.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We doing redtexts now?

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Sometimes. As a treat.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

if I was a witch, I would be doing some wacky shit in brooklyn

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Nah, the Witch makes them stand facing the wall before she kills them. He ain't taking a piss.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"wheeee! Pissing pissing pissing!"