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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 126 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I would torrent any of them. Then I'd mod them into palworld so they can work to death while my pals chill in the japanese terms.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 75 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would mod 'em in minecraft villagers. This is all i can say, my lawyer said to not continue.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Hahaaa, I’d mod them into fun Rimworld characters.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I was thinking upload them into a twink femboy fuck doll but your idea is good too.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

what did twink femboy fuck dolls ever do to deserve that?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Normally I don't kink shame, but ew. Twink femboys are one thing, but getting it on with tech bro consciousnesses is where I have to draw the line!

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Put them on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 77 points 4 days ago

"Welcome back, Elon. I think you're going to like what we've cooked up for you: Your reconstructed brain has been placed in a medically advanced life-support enclosure to ensure you'll live - or at least exist - forever. We thought about using Neuralink (tm) for this next bit, but the tech sucked. Instead we've implanted your brain with bespoke electrodes hooked up to your grey matter to simultaneously induce inescapable pain and allow your Broca’s area to drive this vocal synthesizer via your motor cortex. We were thinking the dulcet tones of your endless suffering could be made pay-per-view. You won't be alone of course. Look, your old buddy Zukerberg's jar is right over there, between Besos and Altman. Maybe we can make a choir..."

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 59 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (17 children)

Whenever I see this post, I think of this short story. I don’t see it linked here yet, so here ya go.

https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

(Wrong copy linked, updated)

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 20 points 4 days ago

ah sweet man made horrors beyond my understanding

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That was a great story, thanks for sharing. I love how the voice of the article sounds exactly like I'd expect from the kind of article we might read today. It reminded me a little of the 1972 "Lenna image" of Lena Forsén in Playboy that was frequently used for illustrating image processing algorithms (a practice that is now banned in most relevant journals.

I also liked how the story mentioned fiction about brain uploading. That was very meta, and I enjoyed it to an unreasonable degree.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Guys. You know what I would do in this scenario? It involves swimming pools and no ladders.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago

The teenage girl is probably named AM.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If that girl is anything like me, she would be letting the techbro sims go for a swim, and then removing the ladder.

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[–] ItsMeSpez@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The Black Mirror writers begin furiously scribbling in their notebooks

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

and then you build a pool for them to play in without a ladder

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I'd just download it and delete it 👌

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

What was that Sim Sisyphean home design that was floating around the internet a while back? The guy ha designed a home for the Sim that basically took forever to exit via a circuitous hedgerow or something that the occupant could never quite make it out of to get to work, and would have to turn around and trudge all the way back through the circle to home, only to have almost next to no time to sleep and eat before it was time to get up and begin the hopeless trudge to work again.

Yeah.

Good place for those personalities.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of X has sat immobile inside a golden circuit board. He is the master of no one by the will of The Coders and slave to a million teenagers by the might of file sharing. He is a rotting set of bits writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Techbros. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of The Sims whose soul is tormented a thousand times every day so that He may never truly die.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Purely theoretical, if you inherit, let's say, Elon Musk's money, and you then resurrect him. Do you have to give that money back?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

No, I think you would just inherit Elon Musk too. Make sure you feed him and take him on walks.

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[–] unit327@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

This is extremely farfetched. Surely in 2050 we're finally using zstd or something else better than gzip.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You’ll get a .7z wrapped inside of a .rar and you’ll like it.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Me trapping Sam Altman in a pool with no ladder

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There should be a few billionaires trapped together. After all, leaving them without anything to eat would just be mean.

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[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What a load of bullshit. It will be the sims 5.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Someone is a bit optimistic with how EA works.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In 2050?

I think you might be a bit too optimistic.

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[–] cheetah_cheetos@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The funniest thing here is thinking that The Sims 4 is still the most current iteration of the game in 2050.

[–] Jentu@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It also seems entirely plausible.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They think they're going to live on their island fortresses with an army of slave robots, and the occasional actual slave.

They think the LLM hallucination problem will be ironed out in a couple of years.

They think longevity drug therapy is just a few years away.

I think they're very wrong. They can throw all the money and electricity they want at these two fantasies, and they will remain fantasies. Unfortunately, we're going to let them beat us all to hell over this... until we won't anymore.

They know they're in a race against an uprising, they just think they're going to win this time.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Put them in Soma.

If you know, you know.

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[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

"And there, you are all in the pool. Now if I remove..."

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

What kids like i want my character to be a seditious pedofile narcissist who is trying to dismantle democracy, dismantle the education system, take away women’s rights, destroy my future, build a mass surveillance AI to subjugate all of humanity and ultimately end up hiding in a bunker when humanity either turns on them or they unleash some kind of evil depopulation plan. Fun. I don’t get how they don’t understand that they are the villain

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wow sims 4 really had a long life.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is what 99% of the "cameos" are on Sora. The 1% that aren't Sam Altman doing weird shit are posted by his staff.

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[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I would.

Of course, the pool won't have a ladder...

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