That maxim, "There are no atheists in foxholes," it's not an argument against atheism — it's an argument against foxholes.

- James K. Morrow

Actually, I've seen a compilation of plane crash last recordings, and literally all of them are pilots screaming at each other to maneuver and/or cursing at the top of their lungs.

What's hilarious is proof that religious propaganda is wrong is always extremely easy to find. Yet your dipshit demented christian grandparents or parents will regurgitate that trash non-stop anyway.

I have never prayed to god and I've never been in a plane crash.

I heard one black box where the pilot’s final words were just a very resigned, almost conversational, “Goddamnit.”

So this person believes their god wants people to be in fear and panic, begging for their lives, and to die anyway? Thats so fucked up.

My favourite part is how people thank God for surviving a disaster. Like, your God put you there and you’re thanking it for saving you from the disaster it put you in? Lol

According to the most recent studies, it turns out the name of God is

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"I have no evidence for any of this but I know in my heart it's true!"

Ok it's funny but black box doesn't record audio from the cabin. Pretty sure it just has like flight data. From the airplane sensors. And logs of actions. ?

Is this supposed to make me believe in God? As if people who die in a plane crash know more about the universe than me somehow? Does falling really fast instill some ancient forgotten knowledge in you?

Either prayers don't work, or they make god super duper angry.

This mfer has never heard of selection bias.

What are the bets they're in the US, and hearing about crashes mostly in the US?

Christianity may be the largest religion in the world, but it's a plurality, not a majority.

Yes, a large percentage of the population is religious, that doesn't make their religion true

One Dot = One Prayer

Who else are they gonna pray to? Joe Pesci?

"Are all our prayers answered? Yes, they are. What people who ask that question often don’t realize is that sometimes the answer to our prayer is "no." Dear God, please make my mother not be crazy. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please let me recover from cancer. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please take away this toothache. God’s answer: alright, but you’re going to be run over by a car."

-Christopher Durang

Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

Praying is wishing, It has the same effect. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't. It gives us comfort, because our brains are wired like that, if we can't get what we want, maybe some authority can give it to us by asking nicely. Expressing it soothes us. It's like screaming HELP! when you fell down a well. It's not aimed at anyone in particular, it's just a cry for anyone or anything to help you, because you're desperate.

Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

Satanic media, how old is this?

I’m pretty sure there are at least four where the last thing on them is “allahu akbar”

The ones who prayed to Satan were saved.

Doing my morning walk through the churches in my neighborhood and there's two old churches side by side, both rocking out, one sort of blues riffs, one a little more traditional rock. And as I often do, I stood for a moment taking it in - this is the Southern culture I think is fascinating and rich and... then I realize the blues one is now just doing a call and refrain "I don't need no - evidence" over and over, and my dog's like "let's get the fuck out of here" and so we did.

But it's cute for a second if you don't try to focus in on it. This is how religion should be taken in, and then hustle your ass along.

Is that the same god who chose pedo Antoinette the horse dick sucking Russian traitor?

https://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm