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The majority of the video shows Vince spraying "woke" characters with a dietcoke+mentos mixture.

spoilerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro1vJSXLKmc

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol, I could have sworn he died. buggy-disappointed

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I thought he overdosed on coke like a decade ago

[–] dead@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Billy Mays (the oxyclean guy) died from heart disease and cocaine.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

He got the heart disease by snorting OxyClean, mistaking it for cocaine

He actually died from a brain bleed caused by a suitcase to the noggin

GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN YOU GET A HEAD INJURY!

[–] dead@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Vince was born in Israel but lives in Los Angeles CA. In the video he says that woke people will "cancel you for being anti-jew". Seemingly he supports people who are "anti-jew".

Also he registered to run for US congress of Texas district 31.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

They canceled me just for being i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago

You're telling me the guy most well known for scamming people with a thing that doesn't work is now doing antiwoke grift?

Absolute Cinema. No notes.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I made it halfway through the video before I had to stop so I don't die of second-hand embarrassment. The bit about the DEI college admissions not letting a light skinned Black guy into college because he's not dark skinned enough really shows the utter detachment from reality this guy has.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I made it halfway through the video before I had to stop so I don't die of second-hand embarrassment.

I can't blame you, but that means you missed the part where Shamwow guy is in his underwear wearing a chain around his neck and handing a whip to a black man, presumably for non-fetish reasons.

(yeah, I watched the whole thing and can't understand how, I have to turn off the Hillary Hamilton song after ”Tim Kaine in the membrane” due to excessive cringe)

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

wow wtf happened to scout from tf2

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

wait are we in 2016 or something? are people still mad over the ghostbusters movie? jesus christ

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The Diet Coke and Mentos thing makes it even more dated, that was a big thing online like 15 years or more ago.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Billy Mays was assassinated by the Deep State for trying to provide access to affordable health insurance to everyone.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Didn't he get busted for something? I don't remember if it was an actual thing or if it was some bullshit, but I seem to remember him getting in trouble.

edit: seems that cocaine continues to be the most reactionary drug

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He beat the shit out of a sex worker

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

damn that sucks, hope he gets hit by a truck.

edit: oh shit I just realized I should have known this because they made fun of it in an Aqua Teen episode.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

In another world as a infomercial bro

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Tagline material

[–] dead@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I think he was a Scientologist.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

millions of views on other platforms

doubt

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

it has literally one billion views on YoorTuub[dot]biz/shamwow2, which is the hottest social media video sharing site in the world for only $5/mo.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is with that infomercial microphone unlike any other on earth

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a thing from like trade shows and county fairs. The hucksters there will have their little portable PAs and the goofy mic setup is a staple from those. His aggressive sales approach in the original ads is directly lifted from that environment.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

We live in a strange world

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