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[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a fish sciencer, I can confirm this is 1000% true.

Source: trust me bro

[–] 1984@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believed it until the"bro".

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Same. I don't think he is my brother.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I dunno, did you even stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 14 points 1 month ago

Domain Expansion: Airwater Supremacy

Effects: purely visual

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Beat me to it

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

They grab the hook because they intend to pull you into the water.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rain makes it look like the air domain is trying to join the water world, the fish are just offering a hand for the transition, they're trying to help, and there you are, taking advantage of their kindness. Ripping the fish from home, life and family, to suffocate in terror, or hope for a quick strike to the neck and the eternal quiet beyond.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are the aliens abducting them for probing. I wonder how many fish try to warn their friends and family, just to be shunned as a drunkard crackpot instead.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Well, if they stopped drinking.. Like ever.. It'd be easier to believe them

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 month ago

The fish, full with hubris, offer themselves up.

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a scientist, I can't confirm. My specialty is signal processing.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they do because they know there won't be as many insects and the water will be colder for a few days.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Changes in the water pressure and current cause organic matter to rise. It feeds the prey, and provides cover so fish feel safer to eat the prey. The change in temperature promotes activity because there's more O2 in cold water.

I'm not a science, but I've ingested enough science you'd believe me if I said I thought I could talk to fish.

I didn't, because I couldn't find any, but I'm going to go ahead and speak for them anyway and say this is absolutely true.

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I’m the type of fish to brag about eating the bait

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Its because the rain stimulates life outside the water, there's more food everywhere.

The moist soil / sand means grubs & worms come to the surface. Insects are on the move looking for food / evading rain. Birds are snapping them up and discarding bits and pooping. Rain is washing all this stuff from river banks into the water.

Et cetera.

Same thing happens on the rising tide. High tide is the climax. Then everyone takes a break on the ebbing tide.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago

As a people scientist, it’s definitely hubris!

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I speak to fish, and can confirm.

Although, I must admit that the fish words for "flee to safety or face my wrath, pitiful human!" and "oh! I think that's a crumb of cracker. Yum!" are very similar in most fish dialects.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As an expert in biting, expanding domains and arrogance, I cannot confirm any research won't be enough to invalidate this.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How they bite without the teeth?

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Most fish have teeth, actually.