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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Oh my god, his arm came off!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait what is that meme template? That should be Michael from arrested development.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

I was eaten by an escalator once. I was around five, and going up with my toes pressed forward against the stair above me. As I got to the top, the stairs slid together pinching the ends of both my tennis shoes between them and trapping me. I yelped and a quick-thinking adult family friend who was just ahead of me pulled me up and right out of my shoes. The ends of both of them got shredded by the grating at the top of the escalator and I was walking around for a while with my (fortunately unharmed) toes sticking out the ends of them.

I’m 41 now and still wary on escalators. I carefully position my feet in the center of the stair and will hold up any long clothes like skirts that might get caught accidentally. My husband thinks it’s funny.

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Today's weird rabbit hole for you: if your (or your children's) shoelaces keep coming undone, there's a better knot (which is just as easy) that doesn't come undone accidentally.

As this comic shows, it can save your life.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I learned the Ian Knot and never went back.

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah it's a neat party trick to show how fast you can tie them. I still had the same problem of it sometimes coming undone though.

[–] moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why did you link to a knot that's not the ian knot?

I used to triple tie my shoes, but they would keep getting untied. After I learned a balanced ian knot my shoes would never get untied again.

Balanced friction > total friction

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

The Ian know it nice, but mainly because it's so fast. The end result I believe is the same as a balanced granny knot. The Berluti knot is even less likely to accidentally get untied, and is about as easy to intentionally untie.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Fancy seeing someone link this site.

Great resource and an inspirational passion project.

[–] loldog191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Kid forgot to say Zoo-Wee Mama! Zoo-Wee Mama!

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Traumatised by that one video from China ages ago of a mum falling into an escalator and throwing her son clear while she is dragged to her death.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

I linked to the video elsewhere in the thread, behind a spoiler tag.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

豆腐渣工程 (Tofu Dreg) in a nutshell

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And that is why you always leave a note.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Escalators are dangerous

graphic videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz4R-Xhj9Vc

And loose clothing around machines (ties, watches, laces, etc.) compound the dangers.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bss03@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah, plenty of traumatic scalpings around spinning shafts; safety regulations are written in blood.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's so chill about his death like in a mideval painting.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

He knows his son is finally actually listening, for once.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's not a scooner, it's a SAILBOAT

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head!

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

That kid is back on the escalator!

Toxic parents be like "let's traumatize our child for life, surely that will teach them not to do something". Nah it's just causes sever issues in there life and probably have bad PTSD

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 2 days ago

Or just wear footwear with no laces

Uggs, Crocs, Vans, Toms, loafers, double monk strap, cowboy boots

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Fear not, lovely people! Just like with shredding paper, changing the direction of the machine will push dad back upwards. Such a happy ending!