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5 If you want to see the world burn
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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3 and 7, teleporting a short distance like that can be extremely useful to get past roors and fences. Identifying whether a container was empty or not reliably is good enough proof to clean out this list without being powerful enough that the majority of people would actually believe I have magic, plus I don't have to reveal my teleporting ability.
Spam teleporting hacks plus easy hiding using the teleport ability? Heckle yeah
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Become the most profitable gravel supplier in history due to having no land acquisition or extraction costs, not to mention no need to plan for when one site runs out of usable gravel.
Time to disrupt the gravel market
Marvel 's writers picking up next super power
Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.
2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
3 and 7
As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.
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3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
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5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.
Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.
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5 and 8.
Languages are rad and so are toasters.
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af
3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.