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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

if it's tasty, make sure you remember which tree you got it from. get a cutting and draft it into an apple tree sapling. enjoy your new apple variant. name it whatever the fuck you want to.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*graft But yes, apple varieties are great for grafting onto one tree. My grandfather spent years doing it and grew about 20 varieties of apple on one tree.

meant to spell GRAFT, typing in my phone makes me make so many mistakes, I miss many of them.

sucks,

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you think that's an apple maybe you shouldn't be foraging...

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What? You need to expand your knowledge of apple types. I've had a similar variety; a bit floral, but not bad.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's a rather large cherry

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago

Ya gert plum

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I know this is a meme, but that's a red plum. Also please don't eat things from the wild, you're going to kill yourself.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Cool, but the fruit in the picture is a red plum. Look at the texture and water content and even the darkness.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I grow both red skinned, large plums, and red skinned, small apples, and I actually can’t tell from the photo which this is. Need more resolution and to see the bottom.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

I eat plenty of things from the wild. The key part is knowing what they are before you eat them though.

No, there are great wild berry bushes here. I'll keep eating them like I have my whole damn life

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you know where apples come from?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Factories in china

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone's gotta take the risk.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

On the shoulders of Giants, right?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 30 points 3 days ago

There actually are apples with red flesh - also apples with pink and orange flesh.

[–] umfk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The supermarket sold this variety for Halloween. The kids found them funny but they didn't like the taste so I had to eat all of them. There might actually still be one left in the kitchen.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This isn't a true story, but it's a cute enough one.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

The glass coffin part. She actually just lounged around in her bedroom scrolling on her phone until she got hungry.