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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Lesbians are cool

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Makes is so intriguing even for a cis guy like me

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, I've achieved two of the three... who's up for some light capitalism-destruction today?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But there's 4 items on the agenda.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Never had a husband in the first place 🤷‍♀️

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, get one! Then leave him. You can't half-ass these lists.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How to do this without my wife knowing... ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.

You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Removing witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

All of that sounds dope.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Hell yeah, sign me up!

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna need all these items completed by COB tomorrow. Get on it.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you can be a feminist by the end of the day, that’d be great.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Username checks out...

[–] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

It’a about g*&#amn time.

[–] core@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a good time

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This sign could use a comma or two...

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've always felt that, if the items are all intentionally on different lines, it doesn't. It's understood to be a list at that point.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, on second thought, let's generally keep it that way.
Because I actually like the occasional funny confusion like the one here:
"Wait... Why would husbands become lesbians...??"

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Feminism encourages women. To leave, their husbands practice witchcraft. Destroy capitalism and become. Lesbians!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Kill their children from the original quote, omitted.

To be fair, Medea was righteous in the eyes of Hera. Not to be confused with media

Sick degenerates. Unfit for a civilized society. Incompatible with the definition of utopia.

We will never reach our greatest heights with issues of the mind, body and souls as such.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is... is quote from someone named "Rat Roberston...?"

[–] homoludens@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago