Kill their children from the original quote, omitted.
To be fair, Medea was righteous in the eyes of Hera. Not to be confused with media
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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All of that sounds dope.
It’a about g*&#amn time.
Well, I've achieved two of the three... who's up for some light capitalism-destruction today?
But there's 4 items on the agenda.
Never had a husband in the first place 🤷♀️
Well, get one! Then leave him. You can't half-ass these lists.
How to do this without my wife knowing... ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!
Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.
You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?
Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔
Removing witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.
Sounds like a good time
Gonna need all these items completed by COB tomorrow. Get on it.
Yeah, if you can be a feminist by the end of the day, that’d be great.
Username checks out...
Lmao, nice
This sign could use a comma or two...
I've always felt that, if the items are all intentionally on different lines, it doesn't. It's understood to be a list at that point.
Yeah, on second thought, let's generally keep it that way.
Because I actually like the occasional funny confusion like the one here:
"Wait... Why would husbands become lesbians...??"
Feminism encourages women. To leave, their husbands practice witchcraft. Destroy capitalism and become. Lesbians!
Is... is quote from someone named "Rat Roberston...?"