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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

How to do this without my wife knowing... ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔