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Damn, China is so advanced that even gloves have Bluetooth there (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by doublepepperoni@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I like to think that in the future every article of clothing has a USB port and a tiny rechargeable lithium ion battery. I want boxers with RGB gamer lights

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I fucking hate Bluetooth now honestly. If I want to listen to music or anything that isn’t the radio or directly off my computer it has to be Bluetooth. So I have to have like 6 devices on my phone for Bluetooth. And they like to connect and disconnect themselves randomly and sometimes won’t connect at all? And it’s entirely dependent on what I want it to do, which it usually chooses the opposite and does that. I never had these rage issues with technology 15 years ago.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I like using a phone port to 3.5mm jack adapter, and plug-in headphones or speakers that accept 3.5mm jack inputs.

I hate Bluetooth too.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Wired stuff gang

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate Bluetooth so much

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You hate Bluetooth because you are a digital peasant that hates more burdens. I hate Bluetooth because I'm a medieval peasant that hates more burdens. We are not the same.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson in shambles rn.

well he would be if he, as a monarch, actually cared about the lives and opinions of the peasants under his yoke.

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have these, got them as a gift.

They're about as pointless as you'd expect.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do they actually -do-? I'm so confused.

I could see it being kinda funny if the speakers were in the palms. You could like, grab someone's head by the ears and play fart sounds thru them.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They just connect to your phone and have media control butttons (volume +/-, play/pause). I think you can also answer calls with them

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds convenient if youre on a bike or something, i cant skip ads etc when i'm on the road and these would be great for that

[–] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I have a glove~ I have a smartwatch~

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want audio activated toilet paper that congratulates me with every wipe

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

What about a bidet that gives you updates on the percentage of your asshole that has been scrubbed.