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I like to think that in the future every article of clothing has a USB port and a tiny rechargeable lithium ion battery. I want boxers with RGB gamer lights

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[โ€“] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want audio activated toilet paper that congratulates me with every wipe

What about a bidet that gives you updates on the percentage of your asshole that has been scrubbed.