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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 46 points 6 days ago

I am loving all the spoofs of this XKCD popping up lately

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

DNS being a couple of toothpicks is hilarious.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If DNS breaks the right way, it can fix the AI problems!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Right way...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.

Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 15 points 6 days ago

I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.

I needed to reinstall "basic typing" to work again (their advice is "delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana")

[–] tyfon@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

What is Microsoft doing?

Whatever it is, it's not part of the modern digital infrastructure.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What is Microsoft doing?

In the world of digital infrastructure? Azure would be one big one. In this image, it would probably be a stone next to, or above AWS. Windows server and IIS, though that's not that important in the grand scheme of things (or is becoming less so each passing year). MS-SQL is still a thing. .NET and its frameworks are a bit more important and lower down on this graph, luckily they're also open source now. Having a stone as separate floating by itself is a little disingenuous if not ignorant, but we can forgive OP, since it is Microsoft :)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

Microsoft has gotten a lot of good will in recent years with a few moves:

  • VS Code being good and open source
  • TypeScript
  • Buying Github and not immediately running it 8ntobthe ground
  • Linux friendliness, WSL
  • probably more that I'm forgetting

However as Windows 11 shows, they are still the 90s Microsoft in a good disguise. Also, fuck Azure.

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Probably Excel and Word alongside the already mentioned things

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 18 points 6 days ago

With AI wedging its way into everything, need to have a representative of tech billionaires working the crank. Also probably some more tech billionaires peeing in various parts of the stack.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I think the power grid should be included - as this AI onslaught is taxing it already.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

Upvote for the Network Chuck reference.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 6 days ago

add the EU somewhere there too.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Now add some spaceships flying into the tower!

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 209 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This is the most accurate depiction yet

But "unpaid open source developers should be in, like, 3 more places

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Basically, all the small blocks. They aren't all critical, but some of them are, and they're all over the place.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Should definitely be that big slab right under AI instead

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah it should be a tall column of small ones stacked on top of each other, because if one project fails its enough to topple the whole thing.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That’s just Node based infra though. /s

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The point is it's a fragile point of failure, but still very important.

Being a big slab loses that meaning

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

We should then replace that slab in the graphic with a thousand barely-balanced jenga-style little pegs

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Except redundancy implies stability. The picture works best how it is.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and half the blocks above.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 156 points 1 week ago
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 117 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why am I in this picture?

Oh… yeah… sorry about Monday again…

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Spicy hay! nom nom

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago

The helpful bunny. Hello again.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

What Microsoft is doing.


Image description: Hindenberg disaster, a zeplin explodes near a metal tower.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

The difference is most passengers survived the Hindenburg

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

that's metal as fuck

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[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it's own comic strip.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 47 points 6 days ago

Ffmpeg is definitely in there too

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 days ago

It was used to deliver the comic to you in the first place.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 14 points 6 days ago

Hehe. It took a dump this week too.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Who is Jeremy Berimy?

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 28 points 1 week ago

It's not always sharks. Sometimes it's Russian "trawler boats"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

A tech bro CEO cranking as hard and as fast as he can on that AI wedge apparatus ... while telling everyone 'THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!'

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