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Buy toilet paper.
"You mean toilet paper stocks right?"
Did I stutter?
I got a bidet.
I also got a bidet, but then I went one further and got small towels to wipe up the water.
Pack of 50 cheap washcloths isn’t that much more than a pack of nice toilet paper, but they can go through the wash in a sanitary cycle with bleach and I can reuse them until they fall apart. Then I just need toilet paper for visitors.
It sounds kinda ick, I know, but consider that we wash underpants, and what’s the difference?
*Scooby-Doo voice
ruh oh
Microsoft, Oracle, Nvidia, AMD, etc. all inking new partnerships to generate a headline and valuation increase. Meanwhile AI companies PE ratios creep upward.
The top few companies can only helicopter cash at eachother for so long before the bubble eventually busts. That's not new income being generated, it's more akin to check-kiting in a public trading context.
Soo... gold and silver then? No clue how crypto is gonna hold up.
Wait, crypto is still alive?
Well, Bitcoin is down about 25% from it's high a couple months ago so there's that.
