It's unfermented, a sober Jesus is no real Jesus.
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You still nee bones and brain.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Me when my best friend told me that in Islam, dogs were made from the Devil's spittle as he was frothing with glee at the prospect of seeing humans being eaten by lions:
I straight up told her I never thought the Quran could out-crazy Norse mythology, but where we are. I mean, we do have a story about Æsir creating Kvasir from their spit, but that is no where close to being as metal as dogs being made from the spit of Satan. I was practically cackling.
does that mean that raisin bread is an entire Jesus?
If a human only has flesh and blood, sure. Where's the long hair?
(E: The video used to be called "Did Jesus have long hair?" The interview starts at around 10:00)
Blood is what you get when you squeeze out the body. Wine is what you get (eventually) when you squeeze out the grape.
Sadly, raisins are not wine.
They're also kinda weird. Unlike wine,
They may be weird, but Christianity has been around for millenia.
Don't bring your logic and reasoning into my fairytale.
Are you saying it's a mistranslation and arisen from the dead was actually a raisin from the bread?
I thought he was arisen from the bread.
That's why we have unleavened bread during passover.
To be honest I have not studied scripture so I am naan knowing.
He is raisin indeed
This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!
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At least get a fair captcha provider.
The Father Patrick Easter story may be genuinely one of my favorites of all time.
You are missing some of the yeast.
He is Risen. No yeast required.
Huh, the Catholics were onto something
Grapes have a yeast on their skins iirc, so adding raisins to a flatbread would introduce yeast, making it risen
Mary had a bun in the oven, literally.
Agnostic raisin bran ftw!
No, but bread pudding with whiskey sauce is.