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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Me when my best friend told me that in Islam, dogs were made from the Devil's spittle as he was frothing with glee at the prospect of seeing humans being eaten by lions:
I straight up told her I never thought the Quran could out-crazy Norse mythology, but where we are. I mean, we do have a story about Æsir creating Kvasir from their spit, but that is no where close to being as metal as dogs being made from the spit of Satan. I was practically cackling.
Don't bring your logic and reasoning into my fairytale.
Sadly, raisins are not wine.
They're also kinda weird. Unlike wine,
They may be weird, but Christianity has been around for millenia.
Agnostic raisin bran ftw!
This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!
The Father Patrick Easter story may be genuinely one of my favorites of all time.
Are you saying it's a mistranslation and arisen from the dead was actually a raisin from the bread?
I thought he was arisen from the bread.
That's why we have unleavened bread during passover.
He is raisin indeed
You are missing some of the yeast.
He is Risen. No yeast required.
Huh, the Catholics were onto something
Grapes have a yeast on their skins iirc, so adding raisins to a flatbread would introduce yeast, making it risen
Mary had a bun in the oven, literally.
No, but bread pudding with whiskey sauce is.