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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The onion is once again cribbing realities work, since Donald Barr (Bill Barr's dad, Jeffrey Epstein's former boss) DID write

CW: fantasy pedophiliaA sci-fi book about alien pedophiles

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

human colony that was settled by the Carlyle Society as a place of exile for political extremists and now is ruled by an oligarchical high council of seven nobles

dead-dove-3 There's an actual Carlyle Group that's flush full of fedposting elites

dubya-paint joker-laden

In April 2003, it was reported that the Carlyle Group is managed by a team of former US Government personnel including its president Frank Carlucci, former deputy director of the CIA before becoming Defence Secretary. His deputy is James Baker III, who was US Secretary of State under George Bush senior. The financial assets of the Saudi Binladen Corporation (SBC) are also managed by the Carlyle Group. The SBC is headed up by members of Osama bin Laden’s family, who played a principal role in helping George W Bush win petroleum concessions from Bahrain when he was head of the Texan oil company, Harken Energy Corporation - a deal that was to make the Bush family millions of dollars.

The connection between the Bush and bin Laden families can also be traced to the collapse of the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI) in the 1990s. Members of the Anglo Pakistani bank’s board of directors included Richard Helms and William Casey, spooky business partners of George Bush senior. During their time at BCCI both Helms and Casey worked alongside fellow director, Adnan Khashoggi, who also represented the bin Laden family’s interests in the US. The same report indicated that the Carlyle Group meeting in Lisbon will discuss the relationship between the Saudi Binladen Corporation and Osama bin Laden. Many US officials claim that the SBC continues to finance his political activities, and has done so for many years. If true, this would place George Bush senior and his colleagues at the Carlyle Group in an embarrassing position. As managers of SBC’s financial investments they might well be accused of indirectly aiding and abetting the United States’ number one enemy

wow that definitely doesn't read like a confession in novel form

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Chronolita Express

Fuck

The duo’s time-faring underage sexcapades also feature numerous cameos from Don and Jeff’s team of “Temporoconspirators,” including Doc Dershowitz, the madcap inventor constantly developing new gizmos—like the Groomatizer Ray and allegation-proof underwear—for the Time Pedophiles to test out, as well as Chief Engineer Ghislaine, the Chronolita Express’s mechanic and Jeff’s on-and-off paramour, whose direct exposure to the timestream in a tragic massage accident left her forever trapped in the body of an adult woman.

lol

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I choose to believe!