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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ (theonion.com)
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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

The duo’s time-faring underage sexcapades also feature numerous cameos from Don and Jeff’s team of “Temporoconspirators,” including Doc Dershowitz, the madcap inventor constantly developing new gizmos—like the Groomatizer Ray and allegation-proof underwear—for the Time Pedophiles to test out, as well as Chief Engineer Ghislaine, the Chronolita Express’s mechanic and Jeff’s on-and-off paramour, whose direct exposure to the timestream in a tragic massage accident left her forever trapped in the body of an adult woman.

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