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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

STUPID Libtards! It's Not ILLEGAL to Suck another Man's PENIS yet! Just like it's OK to Rape a Child if they have Perky enough TITS!

-Republicans, and I can NOT Stress this enough, LITERALLY!

[–] s@piefed.world 74 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Or how good is Trump's deepthroat game?

[–] momentary@lemmy.ml 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

He is rocking that whole neck vag thing...

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Uniparty? More like Lemon Party

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 14 hours ago

I haven't thought about that picture in a long time.

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[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 66 points 21 hours ago (40 children)

What's the reference? (preparing myself for some "normal" 2025 shit)

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 50 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing "Bubba", which was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 49 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Not just "photos", it's "the photos" emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 49 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 54 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.

[–] SpicyLengthiness@lemmy.ca 55 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won't. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that's probably more damaging to them, than me. I'd just own it.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

When I was younger my friends would knock on my bedroom window at night to not wake up my mom. Got caught one time and they tried giving me some grief about it. I just up and said "yeah, I was choking the chicken. And what about it?" Never heard a peep about it again.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 20 points 20 hours ago

Plus, family and friends won't care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain't nobody can say they haven't done anything similar. Shit happens.

Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn't stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it's not like she hasn't seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 41 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

what Clinton is going to do? come out and say "I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump"

[–] s@piefed.world 44 points 20 hours ago

“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago
[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 17 hours ago

Bubba reference

His Southern heritage probably helped him with white voters, too, though — hence the nickname "Bubba."

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