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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.

The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago

Blowing what

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's irresponsible to post this without a source

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Are you lost? It's a shitpost sub, lol.

Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.

I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton's cock.

But here is the context. You can find it below.

For the record, no I do not think it is real. I'm just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I'm just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton's dick.

Relax.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn't Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He's with Bannon so his brother is joking "ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?"

Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying "ask Bannon about that thing you told me about."

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The use of the definite article "the" is important.

He didn't ask if Putin "has photos" like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don't actually know exists, he asked if Putin "has the photos."

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think we can read that much into it. "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing bubba like I made up last week when we were joking about what Putin might have on him."

Regardless if it's true or not, this would be a great time for Clinton to take one for the team and say it happened. "He even introduced me to something called analingus, which I had never had before. He was really practiced at it, he said it was his favorite thing in the world."

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 90 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:

Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says "we're actually full up at the moment, but you're definitely staying. We'll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we'll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay."

They go to the first room and it's Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says "no, no, I can't do that. Not going in there."

They go to the second room and it's George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says "nope, nope, can't do that. Not going in there either."

They go to the third door and it's Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says "oh absolutely, I'll take this room for sure!" So the devil says "ok. Monica you're out, Trump get in there and get to work!"

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow someone predicted Obama presidency in 2006.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My main question is why Clinton would even accept receiving such an act from such a ...character... Surely he had better options available???

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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!

[–] fartbillet@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I clicked the link, and it’s fucking cancer

Popups, ads, trying to go back to lemmy takes it to another page.

Yes I know what ad block is. I’m on mobile.

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