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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Clarification: I'm not talking about sex. I'm talking about biological exposition.

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What does that life taste like? Someone will figure out how to prepare a dish that is truly out of this world.

[–] zeca@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Life is already unpredictable. We can take some safety measures, but we cant pretend that not doing this particular thing is going to keep our history under control. We dont have anything under control.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No no, you are talking about sex, hehe

[–] fubly_glaston@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago

Rishathra, actually.

[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Isn't it also possible that their biology would be different enough that there would be basically no interaction ? 🤷🏻‍♀

I don't think we have any micro-organisms that would be particularly dangerous to silicon-based life, for example, if we did I'd expect it would be a problem already for our computers and everything made of glass ?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It would go exactly like in many (bad) movies, Yolo! (seriously.)

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the other hand, the two biologies could be so different from each other that they don't interact at all.

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is an interesting idea. If neither biologies used the same fuel molecules then they wouldn't compete for resources, but perhaps they would compete for space? But then if both biologies were that different from each other would they be able to even live in the same environment?

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The sci-fi book Children of Ruin (sequel to Children of Time) covers this somewhat. There humans encounter a planet with a breathable atmosphere but with a toxic environment that slowly kills them.

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

I've read that one, it was quite good.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 98 points 3 days ago (4 children)

We are human, we have done almost this exact thing for thousands of years and leave ecosystem devastation in our wake.

People with rockets would absolutely go down to that planet without a second thought.

Sometimes I think about how so many of us look up at the stars and wonder "if there really are aliens out there, why aren't they colonizing the galaxy as fast as possible, as any intelligent species would naturally do?" like it's the thing just anyone looking at the stars might think. we might be the horrifying biomechanical paperclip maximizer that the other aliens in the galaxy have to band together to defeat or face extermination.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

Yep i would expect them to send the blankets down from orbit first.

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

intergalactic tour guide: now if you look to your left, you’ll see the natural habitats of the Xpheno217 species. This is the only location in the whole universe they can live. And to your right, a brand new residential community fit with Walmart and their very own Chick-fil-A.

[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That won't stop humanity. I've seen enough movies to know that a man-eating crazy alien monster infestation isn't enough to keep people off some rock they found.

And they'll bring that shit home too.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And they’ll bring that shit home too.

Of course, why would you leave your new significant other in outerspace?

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

we could never set a foot on it

I'm not talking about sex

It's ok Quentin.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

But how else am I supposed to get green *Orion trader women on my arm?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If the biology is different enough, things like viruses wouldn't easily cross between the planets. But bacteria could still probably exploit us (and them), and nothing would stop things with claws, teeth, and spikes from hurting us even if they couldn't ultimately digest us.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ah, drat! My one weakness! Claws! Oh, and teeth. So two weaknesses.

Oh, and spikes.

Oh, and fire.

Pointed rocks.

Long falls off of cliffs.

Ok, I have many weaknesses!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

You'll just have to come in again.

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[–] s@piefed.world 8 points 3 days ago

I heard on the radio that bacteria is what killed the Martians

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There's an entire very large genre of scifi about this very topic

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Read the book Children of Ruin

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[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure we can. Just send a few people to test the waters first.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And risk wiping the life on that planet? Considering something like that happened to native population in America, I guess people don't care.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yo what world you been living on? Course people don't care.

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[–] GhostPain@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (8 children)

My brother, we have spacesuits and decontamination protocols.

Also, by the time we get to meeting other life forms on other planets we'll have cracked genetic engineering enough to make that inconsequential.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm a microbiologist. I can speak from experience (my grad research required attempting this a few times) that entirely sterilizing anything of microbes is incredibly difficult regardless of technology level. They are tenacious little fuckers. I'll lay this out for anyone interested.

Gotta Kill 'Em All: Most microbes are fairly easy to kill using simple physical and/or chemical means. Some are more difficult, like spore formers, bacteria that produce little personal suspension pods when conditions are rough.

What matters is you start with huge quantities of microbes, they're everywhere, and you can't see them. All you need is one to survive to potentially reproduce into vast legions of descendants. Even NASA's protocol is about lowering the total number, thereby reducing, not eliminating, the probability of causing an issue. Miss the wrong microbe in the wrong environment and you've inoculated a planet.

Checking Your Work: How do you verify that you successfully sterilized your tool? You might say culturing - swab it and grow that on some type(s) of media. That's NASA's protocol! It's just not very effective.

Not all microbes grow on all media. There are an estimated one trillion microbial species on the planet and we only know how to culture less than about 0.5% of them. The rest are a mystery, largely uncharacterized*. Most sterility testing is for known microbes of consequence, not every microbe in existence.

Microbiology is very often a science of slapping your tool or workspace and exclaiming "good enough!", not absolute precision and 100% efficacy, both of which are practically required if you want to be sure you don't inadvertently pull a "smallpox blankets from space".

*Fun fact: Sometimes people get sick with something atypical, that doesn't get IDed through standard testing. I worked for a time identifying these pathogens via gene sequencing. There was a whole lot of "that's a new one" out there.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

We won’t even be able to reach it until we can figure out FTL travel or technology that can support multi-generational passenger ships to get there.

[–] yobasari@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't need FTL travel or multi-generational ships really. If you get close enough to the speed of light, time dilation can make the travel time for the people on the ship be as short as you want. Only for the people that stay on earth would the spaceship appear to take generations. Getting enough energy to reach such high speeds would be the difficult part as well as accelerating quickly without crushing the travellers.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

And presumably not vapourising from collisions with random particles in space while travelling at a significant fractions of C.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (5 children)

FTL travel implies a mastery over spacetime itself. After that, a practical time machine is a matter of engineering details.

We can be sure that we never get there because we are not flooded with tourists from the future. QED.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

As a kid, I once heard the theory that aliens are actually time travelers fucking with people.

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[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

They're talking about sex 😉

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why this is done: https://www.nasa.gov/ames/space-biosciences/planetary-protection/

I realize you were probably talking about visiting other worlds in person, but we would probably still have unmanned missions there first.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Shouldn’t and couldn’t are too different questions.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of Deathworlders. Some woman got stuck on a planet and had to take a shit and the microorganisms in her shit wrecked the planet.

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[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We send a member of MAGA to explore first, then dissect them and evaluate the results on the body before exposing the general populace to the atmosphere.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why would your first act on alien life be to launch our vilest weapons of mass destruction?

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[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No we will, the bigger question is if one of the parties will have sex or dinner.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago
[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 3 days ago

There's only one way to be sure: nuke it from orbit.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Sexy results?

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