You ask kids these days, "A penny for your thoughts" and they look up from those damn phones and ask, "A WHAT for my WHAT?"
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
What am I gonna stuff up my ass now? Nickels??
It now costs at least 5 times as much to fill my ass with coins. This is the real inflation metric I care about.
Ummm actually nickels have over 1.5x the volume of pennies, so while it would cost more, it would be less than 5x as expensive to fill your ass with pennies.
There are still 300 billion pennies in circulation they're just more of a collectable now, so if anything you now have a collectable buttplug!
Silver dollar, oh oops can't have that either, fuck this place.
all my pennies gone
Without pennies, this joke from the classic sitcom Scrubs makes no sense. Future generations of Americans will be cut off from our culture.
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