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burrowing in their TRENCHES 🕳😉 and 🅱️USTING😫🌋💦 their LOADS💣💥💥 at eachother 🥵‼️

8️⃣ million divas👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ were SLAIN💅🙅‍♀️💀🪦 in battle🤼‍♂️, wiping🫴🧻😂 out a wHOLE🕳💨 generation😱😱😱…

💥Finally, at the 1️⃣1️⃣th hour on the ☝️☝️th day of the ☝️☝️th month🗓, 1️⃣9️⃣1️⃣8️⃣, the boys 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 agreed👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to quit FIGHTING 🤜💥🤛 and start FUCKING !! 🤜💦🍑🥵

🕊🕊🕊🕊 Their story implores🙏 future generations👶👶 of sluts 🫵🤣 👀 looking for ACTION💢💥😈😈 to be 💋WHOREMONGERS😘, not 🙅‍♂️WARMONGERS 🚫💣❌️🔫🚫🚀❌️ SEND THIS 👇 TO 69 ♋️ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😏🫦 SOLDIERS 🫡‼️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 📩, YOU ARE A VAGINA ✂️VETERAN 👩‍🦽‼️ IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 📨, YOUR DICK 🍆 TOO ✌️BOMB 💣💥‼️‼️IF YOU GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK 💌 THE AIR WHORES💥✈️💥 WILL STRIKE 🪧 THEIR DICK 🍆 DRONES 🛩️ ONTO YOUR GI-SPOT 🪖😩 IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS removed-TRY 😽💁‍♀️ ‼️‼️IF YOU GET 0 BACK📥😭, YOU’VE GOT PTSD 😰 PUSSY 🐈 TASTE 👅STANK 🤢DISEASE 😷

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pls make this all one post so I can copy/paste and text it to friends

[–] abc@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

🪖🙂‍↕️Yeah, I got PTSD😱🧠😵… PERMISSION TO SUCK DICK🍆🍆, SIR?❓🥺🧎‍♂️‼️😂😂😂 ☝️🤓 Over a century💯🗓 ago in the THIRST😩💦 WORLD WAR 🌐🪖, eurosluts🇪🇺🌍 in euniform🤪 spent 4️⃣➕️ filthy years ⬇️⬇️ burrowing in their TRENCHES 🕳😉 and 🅱️USTING😫🌋💦 their LOADS💣💥💥 at eachother 🥵‼️

8️⃣ million divas👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ were SLAIN💅🙅‍♀️💀🪦 in battle🤼‍♂️, wiping🫴🧻😂 out a wHOLE🕳💨 generation😱😱😱…

💥Finally, at the 1️⃣1️⃣th hour on the ☝️☝️th day of the ☝️☝️th month🗓, 1️⃣9️⃣1️⃣8️⃣, the boys 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 agreed👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to quit FIGHTING 🤜💥🤛 and start FUCKING !! 🤜💦🍑🥵

🕊🕊🕊🕊 Their story implores🙏 future generations👶👶 of sluts 🫵🤣 👀 looking for ACTION💢💥😈😈 to be 💋WHOREMONGERS😘, not 🙅‍♂️WARMONGERS 🚫💣❌️🔫🚫🚀❌️ SEND THIS 👇 TO 69 ♋️ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😏🫦 SOLDIERS 🫡‼️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 📩, YOU ARE A VAGINA ✂️VETERAN 👩‍🦽‼️ IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 📨, YOUR DICK 🍆 TOO ✌️BOMB 💣💥‼️‼️IF YOU GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK 💌 THE AIR WHORES💥✈️💥 WILL STRIKE 🪧 THEIR DICK 🍆 DRONES 🛩️ ONTO YOUR GI-SPOT 🪖😩 IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS removed-TRY 😽💁‍♀️ ‼️‼️IF YOU GET 0 BACK📥😭, YOU’VE GOT PTSD 😰 PUSSY 🐈 TASTE 👅STANK 🤢DISEASE 😷

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

/c/art is that way -->

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

real patriots know this by heart

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS removed-TRY

[–] abc@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

i can say it I'm australian

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

this is what our tnoops died for on noveber nine 11

chat can we get Fs in the chst, and chat?

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Found Tom of Finland's ghost's account.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

tom of finland

[–] abc@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

one of my favorite genres of post

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

These things are much funnier than they have the right to be

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

chappi 🤖 send this to 69 sluts and make sure I get enough back

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lest we forget o7