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iPhone Pocket: $229.95 (www.apple.com)

submitted 4 days ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth"

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[–] BigMilk13@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

It'll just make idiots even more identifiable

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's pathetic that they ~~couldn't~~ refused to offer more than a handful of colors for their "piece of cloth". And "3D-knitted construction"? Fuck off.

Also, that thing looks like a pickpocket's wet dream.

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some people might find this shocking…. But a lot of knitting is already 3D. It’s not a very novel concept.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

eeWHAAAAaaaaa???!

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

A literal fucking pocket, as I expected. SMDH

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Over two ton for something you could get your abuela to knit you for next to nowt.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's an iphone purse

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

iPurse

[–] londos@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

iTubeSock

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[–] DevoidWisdom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is a sock that has been sewn shut and a cut in the side. I love knowing people will buy somthing so useless for so much money. An actual small bag the can hold other items too is more functional and cheaper.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

To be fair I looked into the pretentious fashion company behind this and they sell small bags for like >$600 so I guess this is kind of a bargain if you’re into that world

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[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago

Genius move by apple tbh