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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 97 points 2 months ago (4 children)

These images aren’t relatable at all. What man sits on the porch of a log cabin in a suit surrounded by his pricey luggage without roller wheels on it.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Burned out it guys who finally signed their resignation papers

Keep up with the class, man

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

His steamdeck

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Using a Gucci bag as a back rest in a small fishing boat. It's just... Huh.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Tech job burn out makes you do weird things.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That's basically my life. When I'm not staring at the vistas and thinking oh so deep thoughts from my dingy anyhow.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

OMG you're right! I do look like Ryan Gosling.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

Wearing Gucci?

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

This too is how I look, dress and behave on the weekends.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Endless envy to you

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He's way overdressed for that.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Exactly, needs shorts and a beer in hand. And about 5 stains on the shirt.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe you're underdressed.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Nah, I'm not dressing up for shit if I ever manage to free myself from corporate hell.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Was about to comment this. lol

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think I should have stayed in the trades. Then I remember having to tear hundreds of HVAC smoke dampers out of a new building and replace them with fire and smoke dampers because the boss decided he was just going to whatever instead of what the blueprints called for.

Then I'm good for a while.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

HVAC

I remember when I just graduated from college

STEM degrees.

Looking in the newspaper of my major US city.
All the ads were for HVAC techs. Nobody was looking for Comp Sci or Chem Engineering.
Almost switched to HVAC.

Glad I held out for an actual debugging software job

Pity young people today. Don't be programmers; there's no future in it.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tbf, those types of jobs have a higher degree of turnover and thus need slots backfilled more frequently. Trades jobs can be pretty fuckin miserable, especially ones that are incredibly physically demanding as you age.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got laid off from my software job then took a physical labor job to make ends meet. I got promoted to management and used my software skills to automate most of my job. This is my recommended career path.

[–] echindod@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Software skills plus domain knowledge is a good combination, and I think it will remain viable in the future. But who the fuck knows?

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social -1 points 2 months ago

Software skills plus domain knowledge

Software skills --> Anyone will be able to vibecode a good-enough app within 2-3 years

Domain knowledge --> Top LLMs already have domain knowledge comparable to specialists in whichever field, and are getting less hallucinatory & more accurate every year.

Not being a doomer, no idea what policies make sense going forward, but this is what I observe

It really used to piss me off when the older techs would make me crawl around in nasty crawlspaces while they stood around and smoked cigarettes.

I get not wanting to be there but I'm not not about to leave some poor kid who doesn't know what the hell he's doing fumbling around in the dark by himself for half the day.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago

Pity young people today. ~~Don't be programmers~~; there's no future in it.

Fixed

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

He got in during the nineties and his stock options vested. Now he spends his time restoring vintage Ferraris.

[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LOL. Holy damn this meme is me to a tea.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What kind of tea? I hope it's a nice roasted oolong.

[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

With a bit of honey and a golf ball.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

You finally signed your resignation papers? I'm jealous.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I haven't seen Gosling on a boat since high school

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 4 points 2 months ago

He certainly has that thousand-yard stare

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus, what IT dept. are you working at, and how do I get there;) around here, the most attractive specimens are those under 35 BMI and practice personal grooming.

[–] grendel84@tiny.tilde.website -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

@SkabySkalywag

It's comments like these that make me wish that fedi had some kind of downvote system.

@cm0002

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Still not sure if this is obliviously serious or awesomely ironic. I down voted for solidarity, ma brotha!