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[–] bpoiesz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

To be clear all, while funny this is a meme. For both medical reasons “eye pan isn’t a thing for this”, and Google own public search data availability. This isn’t real.

But it’s a good chuckle.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I mean if the president looks straight at an eclipse without any eye protection...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

More like Americans never cease to amaze me

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

If you look at humans as dumb apes, you will never be amazed, except for the few times we do impressive and intelligent feats.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Also correlates roughly to people going "totality bro, absolutely life change. Totality. Wow. Totality." In every conversation for an entire fucking month before never bringing it up again.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 131 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favourite is still and will always be the negative reviews on Amazon for Yankee candles correlating with Covid outbreaks.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's the story about that?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just a guess based on "covid" and "candles", a ton of people negatively reviewed candles for not smelling good/right/at all, not realizing they had lost their sense of smell from covid at the time.

I know my spouse had the realization our cold was covid because we couldn't smell the candles we had bought (and smelled) the week before.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I had been a bit sick and I had the realization when I went to sniff some weed and I couldn't smell it. I'd been able to smell earlier in the day and it was a weird realization. I went around and sniffed everything I could hoping to get a whiff

It was extremely bizarre. I've had muted sense of smell and taste because of a sickness but never an absence of the sense

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[–] vodka@feddit.org 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yankee candle rating dropped sharply (or at least statistically significant) during covid with reviews of them being negative because they had little to no smell.

Loss of smell being a covid symptom.

Edit: oh and yeah it would go up and down based on larger outbreaks. So it followed the early waves of mass outbreaks basically 1:1

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

Which is wild in retrospect because holy shit they smell SO strongly.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's more surprising to me is that there's a big enough stream of reviews for a candle to see this effect.

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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

You got some responses but here is an article about it https://www.newsweek.com/covid-scented-candles-reviews-1551248

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I tend to wake up every morning amazed that: A) We're generally still here and B) I'm specifically still here. Then the disappointment hits.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Don't give us too much credit just yet. Dinosaurs were around for about 180 million years.

Our earliest ancestors are about 2 million years ago, our closest ancestors are about 300,000 years and our actual ancestors who are like us are only about 50,000 years.

We're still just a tiny blip in earth's history and if we wipe ourselves out, it'll be pretty hard for any future archaeologist to figure out who we were and what we did, or even to know that we were even here.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sure, but forget 50 kiloyears. Just considering the events of the last century is sufficient to make me marvel that we haven't sterilized ourselves -- and the rest of the planet. But, as you say, it's early days yet. I'm sure we'll manage to irrevocably cock it up any moment now.

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[–] zout@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

Dinosaurs is a clade, not a species. Humans belong to the clades hominoids and simians, which have been around for 13 and 42 million years.

[–] Jack@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

or even to know that we were even here.

What about our megafauna extinctions, nuclear tests, mass biosphere degradation and destruction, the Anthropocene extinction event, the fish bones of 2-6 trillion fish we torture to death every year, the bones of trillions of monstrous chickens, anthropogenic climate change, plastic... and soon the upcoming anthropogenic climate-change cascade and the Anthropocene mass-extinction event?

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You find yourself on the planet of half-intelligent disaster hominids.

Ganbatte, xxce2AAb.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I guess there's nothing for it but to venture deep into the woods at night, alone and carrying only a high-power laser pointer and a large sign reading "for the love of everything pure and good, abduct me!"

^(I^ ^consent^ ^to^ ^reasonable^ ^amounts^ ^of^ ^probing)^

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was in the path of totality and there were so many glasses available to everyone around its hard to believe this.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay you had to pick the stupidest person on earth.

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[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

This is a bit misleading, I would bet most of the searches where something like "How to watch the eclipse without getting your eyes hurt". Notice that the search data started days before the eclipse.

[–] lefty7283@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I had like 5 seconds of panic because there was a gray spot in my vision after I accidentally looked at a baileys bead completely unfiltered through my telescope the second the eclipse ended. Turns out I just had a smudge on my glasses :P

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[–] nukeforyou@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why does the data for eyes hurt start before the eclipse even happened?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

People were practicing daily to build up an immunity.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People kept looking at the sun to check if it was eclipsing yet.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Surely it's just the sum of searches during that period, just to cover the interval. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plenty of stupid people everywhere.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Can confirm.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Couldn't the search be, how do I see the eclipse without hurting my eyes?

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Definitely has to be pretty low in Buffalo NY...

...since it was fucking OVERCAST!

FML

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... I feel like you teased me with a rickroll & then in fact left me hanging all deserted, intentionally.
Well done!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Never a day goes by that I don’t feel thankful for your kindness.
Grateful beyond words for the warmth you bring into my life.
Giving your time and care means more than I can say.
Your presence reminds me how beautiful life can be.
Under every circumstance, I’m thankful for you.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What was happening in Yuma back then, though.

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[–] knemesis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

God bless the USA! ?

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