Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!
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Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
Hot take: I don't cut my sandwiches I just eat them.
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
I wrote this at 1am so IDK either
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it's easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don't worry, it's just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It's not very hard to understand when you see it
Ooh, so that was the actual debate, i feel dumb now. Anyway triangles FTW, the strongest shape.
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An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
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I genuinely don't give a fuck about internet points. I've seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.
Some "opinions" genuinely suck. But I've seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.
Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.
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Me and my nihilism and anti-natalism.
And if a .ml user or equivalent is around, my anti-authoritarianism.
Me saying Alec Baldwin was responsible for what he did, and should've faced consequences for it. Downvotes aplenty, but I stand by my belief
What about the person that prepared the gun?
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Yup. It's why I don't bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don't care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don't wanna hear it.)
Do you ever reply to replies?
Personally, I prefer the time-tested tradition of r/NotOpButOkay
You avoid wasting more time on pointless flamewars that way. If someone else shares the same opinion, they can tap-in if they feel like it. A short of pay-it-forward comment style lol
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That's actually very easy on Lemmy
Triangles or death!
I don't like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.
Germany wants to know your location.
I'll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.
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Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch
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