They try to steal back a paltry number of possessions but are stopped by some kinda "fire god" i barely remember from the first season who "needs the money" and it's like my man if Cake can't just crush you with her ass you're by default the most phenomenal cosmic power in this universe you do not need the money just melt queenie already

And then to establish that this is going to be Liberalism The Show what course of action do our intrepid heroes decide on? Oh, they're going to buy the property back from queenie. At the prices she'll dictate. Wow omg yaas so owned

why does it have to be like this

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, we cannot solve all our problems with squishing, especially since Kierosiphon is made of fire and will probably have to be smothered instead

Personally, i'm more in this to see some Huntress Wizard

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah but you just have to tell him that he is literally the equivalent of a god in this universe and hey let's do a little revolution instead of "no let's just let a character whose design is to be The Worst Bourgeois get away with whatever they want"

like, this guy even considering paying rent or wherever his bills are going is just Capitalist Realism Turbomode

[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In fairness 'why doesn't Jake just squish the problem?' is a hole in many episodes of the original series also.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah but they're not usually dealing with a mundane bourgeois landlord piece of shit