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[–] PolyethylenePt2@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you had shown me a few years ago a story about a corporation that makes its money by making the Evil Machine That Destroys The World That Also Sucks At Its Job and capitalizing on the loneliness and suffering of people who feel they have nowhere else to go, I would have thought its message was a little too in-your-face. Everything about this sucks.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't actually make money, though.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they don't make a profit but they make a lot of investors think they will and that makes them a lot of money

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I don't believe anyone thinks this is going to make any profit but it's too big to fail and also nothing else to buy any more.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At the council of BRICS, Xi said "The entire supply of USD must be gathered and cast into a volcano. One of you must do this."

Following an uproar of fierce debate, the small voice of a techbro piped up.

"I will go," said Samwise Altman, "Though I do not know the way."

EDIT: credit to lldsaye wanted to @ at first but I can't tell if those are Is or Ls

His companions:

wizardbarbarianmaduro-katana-1maduro-katana-2last-sightanti-shinra-actionknifecat

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gee sounds like there's some kind of epidemic happening with people's mental states and the system is wholly incapable of responding to it.

anakin-padme-2 so this means you'll invest in creating a system where those in danger of suicide or depression will have the resources to actually talk to people and work out their problems?

anakin-padme-3 yeah, we'll make sure everyone has access to a chat bot therapist to get them through tough times.

anakin-padme-4

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

*starting at $15.99 a month

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

there are people that pay actual money to use a chatgpt?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Gee I wonder why people aren't having kids and making america white again? Must be the [INSERT MINORITY HERE]

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

there should be a medical term for wanting to kill Sam Altman